Currently on hiatus for university, as it is of more than passing importance in my life and requires constant attention, lest it collapse in upon itself. I am also remaking my tags page because it's a constant source of shame and dishonour to me. Enjoy the queue. I know I do.
A wand made of buttons, a button-shaped wand, a wand-shaped button, or, as one anon put it, butt on wand, I'm not entirely certain myself.